Jokes

Halt!!!

• PHONE CALL
  - Hello, are you there?
  - Yes, who are you please?
  - I'm Watt.
  - What's your name?
  - Watt's my name.
  - Yes, what's your name?
  - My name is John Watt.
  - John what?
  - Yes, are you Jones?
  - No I'm Knott.
  - Will you tell me your name then?
  - Will Knott.
  - Why not?
  - My name is Knott.
  - Not what?
  - Not Watt, Knott.
  - What?

Please...

• Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
  The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
  "The second engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.

Jokes...

• A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
  The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
  "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
  "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
  "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'.".

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